Celebrate! Celebrate! Celebrate!
I’m gonna spend my Christmas with a Dalek,
And hug him under the mistletoe
And if he’s very nice
I’ll feed him sugar spice
And hang Christmas stocking from his big lead toe
And when we both get up on Christmas morning
I’ll kiss him on his chromium-plated head
And take him in to say hi to Mum
And frighten daddy out of his bed!
Photo: Jon Curnow